More Nigger Pandering From The Tall Corn State

WATERLOO, IA. — A Des Moines T-shirt company has pulled a small run of shirts that Waterloo leaders said were offensive.

The screen-printed shirt created by Raygun had the words “Waterloo – You may recognize us from ‘Cops.’ ” An online ad for the shirt on Twitter showed the shirt being modeled by a nigger.

“It was a tad bit offensive,” said Quentin Hart, a Waterloo City Council member. “Not every person from Waterloo is in jail; not every black person from Waterloo is in jail, but should be.”

Mike Draper, owner of Raygun, said the ad and the shirt were not intended to be racist or offensive, but he understands the concern.

“When you’re in humor, it’s hard to gauge how people will react,” he said.

Waterloo Mayor Buck Clark sent an e-mail to community leaders asking them to voice their “displeasure” with Raygun.

Some of the feedback Draper received about the shirt described it and the advertisement as “vile” and “disgusting.” But the publicity has created a demand for the shirt; only 24 were produced.

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The KFC Collection

Thanks to VS our NYC nigger crime correspondent for submitting this.

–Irate

Justice Dept. Seeks To Hire Nigger Babble Translators

AUGUST 23–The Department of Justice is seeking to hire linguists fluent in nigger babble to help monitor, translate, and transcribe the secretly recorded conversations of subjects of narcotics investigations, according to federal records.

A maximum of nine Ebonics experts will work with the Drug Enforcement Administration’s Atlanta field division, where the linguists, after obtaining a “DEA Sensitive” security clearance, will help investigators decipher the results of “telephonic monitoring of court ordered nonconsensual intercepts, consensual listening devices, and other media”

The DEA’s need for full-time linguists specializing in nigger babble is detailed in bid documents related to the agency’s mid-May issuance of a request for proposal (RFP) covering the provision of as many as 2100 linguists for the drug agency’s various field offices. Answers to the proposal were due from contractors on July 29.

In contract documents, which are excerpted here, Ebonics is listed among 114 languages for which prospective contractors must be able to provide linguists. The 114 languages are divided between “common languages” and “exotic languages.” Ebonics is listed as a “common language” spoken solely in the United States.

Ebonics has widely been described as a nonstandard variant of English spoken largely by retarded fucking niggers. John R. Rickford, a Stanford University professor of linguistics, has described it as “Black English” and noted that “Ebonics pronunciation includes features like the omission of the final consonant in words like ‘past’ (pas’ ) and ‘hand’ (han’), the pronunciation of the th in ‘bath’ as t (bat) or f (baf), and the pronunciation of the vowel in words like ‘my’ and ‘ride’ as a long ah (mah, rahd).”

Detractors reject the notion that Ebonics is a dialect, instead considering it a bastardization of the English language.

The Department of Justice RFP does not, of course, address questions of vernacular, dialect, or linguistic merit. It simply sought proposals covering the award of separate linguist contracts for seven DEA regions. The agency spends about $70 million annually on linguistic service programs, according to contract records.

In addition to the nine Ebonics experts, the DEA’s Atlanta office also requires linguists for eight other languages, including Spanish (144 linguists needed); Vietnamese (12); Korean (9); Farsi (9); and Jamaican patois (4). The Atlanta field division, one of the DEA’s busiest, is the only office seeking linguists well-versed in Ebonics. Overall, the “majority of DEA’s language requirements will be for Spanish originating in Central and South America and the Caribbean,” according to one contract document.

The Department of Justice RFP includes a detailed description of the crucial role a linguist can play in narcotics investigations. They are responsible for listening to “oral intercepts in English and foreign languages,” from which they provide verbal and typed summaries. “Subsequently, all pertinent calls identified by the supervising law enforcement officer will be transcribed verbatim in the required federal or state format,” the RFP notes.

Additionally, while “technology plays a major role in the DEA’s efforts, much of its success is increasingly dependent upon rapid and meticulous understanding of foreign languages used in conversations by speakers of languages other than English and in the translation, transcription and preparation of written documents.” (11 pages).

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nigknocker Joins The Staff As Author

After intense salary and contract negotiations, It is my pleasure to announce that nigknocker has officially accepted a position as a full time Author on the site.

His talent and expertise at nigger crime reporting is well known and I know he will be a valuable member of the team.

He drives a hard bargain, I just hope I can afford him.

Welcome nigknocker to the staff.

–Irate

American Idol Boon Trys To Send Herself To The Big Waddy Melon Patch In The Sky

If I was a nigger I would try to kill myself too.  But unlike this ignorant boon I would get the job done.

–Irate

Fantasia Barrino

CHARLOTTE, NC – Former American Idol lip plated boon, Fantasia Barrino has been hospitalized in the Charlotte-area after police sources confirm that she attempted to off herself.

According to a report filed with the Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department, officers responded on Monday at 8:43 p.m. to a suicide attempt call at a home on Bevington Place.

Police sources and sources close to the investigation say the boon was  was found in the closet of the Glynmoor Lakes neighborhood home and she was taken to Mercy South Hospital at Carolinas Medical Center in Pineville.

“Last night, Fantasia was hospitalized. She took an overdose of aspirin and a sleep aid,” manager Brian Dickens said in a statement to WBTV.

“Her injuries are not life threatening. She was dehydrated and exhausted at the time. The pill popping boon is stable now. She will be released from the hospital soon.”

According to the police report, the suicidal nigger was hospitalized with “possible internal injuries” after “ingesting medication.” The police report was classified as “suicide/overdose.”

It isn’t clear if the overdose was intentional or accidental.

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White Man On Phone With Mother, When Two Congoids Kill Him

Stephen Pitcairn (left)

Baltimore police say that two vile animal savage niggers, John Wagner and Lavelva Merritt were “hunting to rob someone” on Sunday night.

Around 11:30, they ran into an intelligent Whiteman with a promising future named Stephen Pitcairn.

The Jupiter man, a Johns Hopkins University researcher with dreams of finding the cure to breast cancer, was walking on Baltimore’s north side talking on the phone with his mother.

The two fucking feral savage street apes, Wagner and Merritt found their perfect, distracted “someone,” police said in court records filed Tuesday .

Joseph Alexander Wagner

Even after he followed the two career criminal niggers’ orders, police allege that one of them stabbed him in the chest. All the while his mother, Gwen Pitcairn, listened as her son die at the hands of these two fucking niggers – just two days shy of his 24th birthday – pleaded with the robbers/niggers .

Afterward, the pair of savage jungle running niggers went home, apparently so proud of what they had done they bragged to witnesses, saying they had robbed and “hurt” a “white boy,” according to the court records.

Lavelva Merritt

Pitcairn was pronounced dead around midnight at John Hopkins Hospital.

On Monday morning, a police SWAT team raided the niggers crib at Wagner and Merritt’s place at 2700 Baltimore Ave. and arrested the pair of feral niggers without incident. Police found blood at the front door, bloody shoes and Pitcairn’s brown wallet and iPhone in the house.

After being taken in for questioning, the two murdering niggers, Merritt and Wagner gave statements that were “completely contradictory to one another,” police say. “We din do nuffins!”

The two wild savage niggers, Wagner, 34, and Merritt, 24, are expected to be arraigned this morning on murder, robbery and assault charges, according to the court records.

On Tuesday, Pitcairn’s colleagues were still in shock from his death.

“Everyone is trying to get over the initial response to the news,” said Dr. Gregg Semenza, who was Pitcairn’s mentor and lab supervisor.

“He was quite a remarkable young man,” he added. “This is a person that just had tremendous potential, till his life was senselessly take away by the fucking street apes in our city.”

Semenza said Pitcairn, who he planned to promote to lab manager, was in the process of applying to medical school for next year and that “he had all of the personal qualities” needed for a successful career as a physician.

The arrests of the two murderous savages were little consolation to Pitcairn’s friends and family in Jupiter.

“At this point it’s really hard even to articulate our loss,” said Pitcairn’s mother, Gwen Pitcairn, by telephone Monday.

“He was the best brother anybody could have,” she said, speaking through tears. “It’s just a shame that such a good person could get cut down at such a young age.”

Pitcairn, who grew up in Jupiter, was also a 2004 graduate of The Benjamin School in Palm Beach Gardens, where he was a member of the 14-year Club for attending since preschool. Among other things, he was on the varsity cross country and track teams and was a vice president of the Fellowship of Christian Athletes.

“The entire school community is shocked and saddened by this devastating and senseless tragedy regarding one of our former students,” Head of School Robert Goldberg said in a statement late Monday .

“Stephen was a brilliant young man with an incredible future,” Amy Taylor, a longtime faculty member, said in an e-mail. “This is a tragic loss for his family, our community and those he could have touched with the work he had hoped to do in medicine.”

A memorial service for Pitcairn has been scheduled for 5 p.m. Thursday in Jupiter. Funeral services have been scheduled for Friday at the North Presbyterian Church in North Palm Beach.

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U.S. Divorce Agreement

I found this over at the Cantankerous Old White Guy site.  I hope he doesn’t mind me using it here.  But I thought this was pretty good.

–Irate

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT’S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I’LL VOTE FOR HIM.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950′s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens. We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.

We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.” I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine”, “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, “Kum Ba Ya” or “We Are the World”.

We’ll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P. S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you.

P. S. S. And you won’t have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

A Nigger’s Dream Come True; Oakland To Lay Off 80 Police Officers, Will Not Respond To Many 911 Calls

Suffer These Crimes in Oakland? Don’t Call the Cops
Dozens of layoffs effective at midnight, barring last minute deal

Oakland’s police chief is making some dire claims about what his force will and will not respond to if layoffs go as planned.

Chief Anthony Batts listed exactly 44 situations that his officers will no longer respond to and they include grand theft, burglary, car wrecks, identity theft and vandalism. He says if you live and Oakland and one of the above happens to you, you need to let police know on-line.

Some 80 officers were to be let go at midnight last night if a last-minute deal was not reached. That’s about ten percent of the work force.

That deadline has been extended to Tuesday morning with a possible council vote at 10:30 a.m.

Here’s a partial list:

burglary
theft
embezzlement
grand theft
grand theft:dog
identity theft
false information to peace officer
required to register as sex or arson offender
dump waste or offensive matter
discard appliance with lock
loud music
possess forged notes
pass fictitious check
obtain money by false voucher
fraudulent use of access cards
stolen license plate
embezzlement by an employee (over $ 400)
extortion
attempted extortion
false personification of other
injure telephone/ power line
interfere with power line
unauthorized cable tv connection
vandalism
administer/expose poison to another’s

Negotiations are going on at Oakland City Hall in the mayor’s office.

Batts has only been chief since last October. “I came here to build an organization, not to downsize one,” Batts said.

Batts said the 80 officers slated to be laid off – mostly new officers – are “pretty sad and pretty depressed,” and those feelings are shared by the Police Department as a whole.

The Oakland City Council voted June 25 to eliminate the positions to help close the city’s $32.5 million funding gap. According to the city of Oakland, each of the 776 police officers currently employed at OPD costs around $188,000 per year. Most of the officers who will be affected by the layoffs were on the streets of Oakland when Johannes Mehserle’s involuntary manslaughter conviction caused riots last Thursday.

The sticking point in negotiations appears to be job security. The city council asked OPD officers to pay nine percent of their salary toward their pensions, which would save the city about $7.8 million toward a multi-million dollar deficit. The police union agreed, as long as the city could promise no layoffs for three years. No dice, says city council president Jane Brunner.

“We wish we could offer them a three-year no layoff protection we just can’t financially.It would be irresponsible of us,” Brunner said. The city agreed to a one-year moratorium on layoffs, but it is not enough for the union.

The problem is money. In the last five years, the police budget — along with the fire department budget — have amount to 75 percent of the general fund. After years of largely sparing those departments the budget ax, now it appears there are few other places to cut.

These are the last hours of negotiation and Brunner is hopeful that the city and police will find some sort middle ground.

“It’s been very good conversation and not a whole lot of grandstanding.” Brunner said. “There’s actually real conversations. Each side understands the problem,” she said.

Wild Boons Throw Down In Da Ghetto (Video)

Hat tip and thanks to Cory Smith for submitting this video.

–Irate

Disgusting Sow Shakes Her Booty With Her Butt Nuggets

Hat tip to Cory Smith for this.  Thanks Cory!

The Flying Sheboon

Hat tip to Scott Simms for this hilarious video.

Memorial Day: Thanks To All Who Have Served, And All Who Made The Ultimate Sacrifice

I am thankful for two things this Memorial Day weekend.  First I’m thankful to live in the greatest Country in the world thanks to the brave men and women who have fought and paid the ultimate price that allow us to do so.   Secondly I’m thankful that our nigger usurper joke of a president is in Chicago attending Bar-B-Que’s, playing basketball and having cocktails with his domestic terrorist buddy Bill Ayers.

Since there is not one drop of patriotic blood flowing through this nigger, it is more of an honor and tribute for those brave souls at Arlington that he stay away.  As a matter of fact I never want to see him at Arlington or any other place where brave men and women rest for eternity.  He has absolutely no right to ever walk on such sacred and hallowed ground.

–Irate

Amazon Boon Venus Williams Bares Her Waddymelon Ass For The World

Instead of wearing proper tennis attire, it appears this ugly jungle running amazon boon opted to dress for a night of carnal, tree humping sexual debauchery with some aids infected muh dik buck.

How disgusting!

–Irate

Waddymelon Ass

Update

Sometime this weekend I will be updating the blog to a newer version of wordpress. If you are unable to access the site, please don’t be discouraged. I will have it up and running as soon as possible. I seem to be having a few bugs lately and feel it might be best to update.

Irate

Ever Wonder Why Crime In Detroit Runs Rampant?

Sleeping Beauty

A Detroit Police spokesman tells the Detroit Free Press that the nigger ‘sleeping beauty’ officer has been identified as an 8th precinct patrolman, but has not been interviewed by superiors. (cuz he din do nuffins)

Perhaps the officer was on break? The spokesman says the department is investigating. Or it could be a few other issues, we’re guessing: A health problem, such as narcolepsy, or maybe just a bad photo.  (he din do nuffins)

Either way, it looks like Mediatakeout.com might have succeeded in giving Detroit another black eye. With the caption “this is how they gets down in the D” as fuel for the fire, commenters wasted no time hurling insults at the Motor City:

“MAN YOU IN DETROIT, U BETTER WAKE UP BECAUSE THERE IS CRIME GOING DOWN 24/7 IN THOSE PARTS!!”

“He better wake his (expletive) up before one of them crack babies runs up and blows his head off.”

“That is why Detroit is looking like a 3rd world country …right now”

“LOL WHEN are we going to wipe Detroit off the map? It begs for it every day! Highest move out rate in the country, people! lol.”

“of course, he’s sleeping. nothing left worth stealing in that city”

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