Two Chirumanzu Niggers Arrested For Corn Holing Each Other All Night Long

Two Chirumanzu niggers who spent the night butt fucking each other until their muh diks  were swollen and their balls were wistling “oh cum all ye faithful” have been arrested and hauled before court.

The all night butt fuck came to light after one of the niggers complained of swollen muh dik.

Police investigations established that Phiri and his homey, Sydney Magumise (35) had spent the night taking turns corn holing each other and both male organs were swollen.

The two lo down coons yesterday were hauled before Gweru provincial magistrate, Mr Sithembinkosi Msipa facing charges of ass rape.  They pleaded guilty and were each fined $500 (or six months in prison). An additional six months imprisonment was suspended for five years on condition of good behaviour.

For the State, Mr Justos Makwena told the court that on Saturday last week, Magumise went to Piki Bar at Chaka business centre for a beer drink. The court heard that when he got to the bar, he found Phiri who was the barman with no clients and the two started drinking beer together.

Mr Makwena said the following day Magumise returned to the bar and drank until late. He said Phiri then offered Magumise accommodation and took him to his bedroom after closing the bar.

The court heard that the two took turns to butt fucking each other . Mr Makwena said Magumise later left for home at around 4am. He said Phiri later realised that his manhood was swollen and went to tell his mammy what had transpired the previous night.

Phiri’s  mammy reported the matter to the po po leading Magumise’s arrest. Phiri was later arrested by the police after Magumise told them that they took turns to packing each others fudge.

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Nigger Scammers “Invent” Piss-Powered Generator

Nigerian Niggers with their Latest Scam, a Piss-Powered Generator

Now before any of you folks think that niggers invented something useful, rest assured that this is a human-enabled nigger-scam from Nigeria of all places. For those of you that are thermodynamically inclined, there is no useable energy in piss, and that includes nigger piss. What these niggers have done is used urine as a conductive water based liquid that can be electrolyzed into its hydrogen and oxygen components (a few drops of sulfuric acid in water will work the same way).  The niggers use LOTS of energy from an external source to electrolyze the water, and then dry the hydrogen to use as fuel. Stupid fucking niggers, and even stupider MSM that thinks the niggers actually did something useful and glorifies them for inventing garbage.–nigknocker

Four African nigger girls have created a generator that produces electricity for six hours using a single liter of urine as fuel.

The generator was unveiled at last week’s Maker Faire in Lagos, Nigeria, by the four teeniggers Duro-Aina Adebola, Akindele Abiola, and Faleke Oluwatoyin, all age 14, and Bello Eniola, 15.

So how exactly does the urine-powered generator work?

• Urine is put into an electrolytic cell, which separates out the hydrogen.
• The hydrogen goes into a water filter for purification, which then gets pushed into the gas cylinder.
• The gas cylinder pushes hydrogen into a cylinder of liquid borax, which is used to remove the moisture from the hydrogen gas.
• This purified hydrogen gas is pushed into the generator.

And as for delivering the fuel itself? Well, we’ll leave that up to the consumer.

The Maker Faire is a popular event across the Apefrican continent, drawing thousands of participants who travel to Lagos to show their nigger-inventions and other practical nigger creations.

As the Next Web describes it, the Maker Faire is intended to highlight creations “that solve immediate challenges and problems, and then works to support and propagate them. Put another way, this isn’t just a bunch of rich people talking about how their apps are going to change the world.”  This is indeed nigger and enabler genius at its finest, and a way for libtarded “forward thinkers” to further show the ignorant world, with slight of hand, that niggers may actually be good for something. This fraud will ensure the flow of gibs me to the Apefricoons. After all, wouldn’t you invest in an engine that runs on piss? [sarcasm for those of you who may think nigknocker has flipped.]

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Shetwat gets muh cootchie exam for sore throat

Johannesburg - A Gauteng shetwat laid a complaint with the Health Professions Council of SA (HPCSA) after she went to see a doctor about a sore throat – and was given a muh cootchie examination instead.

The shetwat  also eeked the doctor ooked some improper comments about her genitals during the muh cootchie examination at the consulting rooms in Germiston.

But an investigation brought to light that the nigger who had examined her was not a doctor at all and had been standing in for a Congolese doctor, Dr Kazombia Manda, who had gone out on an errand.

Dr Manda told the HPCSA he didn’t know that fellow countrynig, Dr Kilundu Makengo, was not a registered doctor in South Africa.

It emerged that Makengo had failed oral and practical exams twice in SA.

Dr Manda was given a suspended sentence and was slapped with a fine.

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Sow prepared niglet flambe to perfection

Cape Town – A Delft niglet who witnessed his sow douse his younger brother with paraffin before setting him alight and making him good has forgiven her and wants her back at the nest from Nigger U as soon as possible.

However, it will take about eight years before Noluthando Pamela Nomavayi, sentenced to 11 years in Nigger U for murdering her nine-year-old sprog Aphelele, becomes eligible for parole.

Western Cape High Court Judge Vincent Saldanha sentenced Nomavayi, 37, on Thursday for the “gruesome” murder she committed in a “fit of rage” last year.

In delivering his sentence, Judge Saldanha highlighted how the incident affected 13-year-old Mnikeli.

A probation officer had interviewed Mnikeli and, during their consultation, Mnikeli eeked he had forgiven his sow and was not angry at her.

“He reported he was still very sad about his brother’s goodification and missed him very much,” Judge Saldanha said, referring to the probation officer’s report.

Mnikeli and Aphelele were doused with paraffin on May 31 last year after their sow caught them smoking cigarettes in the yard.

While Nomavayi struck a match and set Aphelele alight, Mnikeli managed to get away. Aphelele sustained burns to 90 percent of his body and was admitted to Red Cross Children’s Hospital. He died six weeks later.

Nomavayi was charged with murder and attempted murder.

Judge Saldanha said on Thursday it was concerning that Nomavayi was released on bail seven months after the incident and was allowed to return the nest, where Mnikeli lived.

“It appeared no steps had been taken to avoid the accused from influencing [Mnikeli],” Judge Saldanha said. Mnikeli was placed in foster care a few days before the trial began.

Nomavayi faced the prescribed minimum sentence of 15 years in Nigger U for a first offender accused of murder. But Judge Saldanha found that exceptional and compelling circumstances existed to deviate from the prescribed sentence.

“In this regard I take into account the history of abuse at the paws of [Nomavayi’s] sow and the trauma that festered in her for many years. It’s apparent the accused suffered from depression that manifested itself in her equally brutal attempts at suicide,” Judge Saldanha said.

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Barren Boon Elopes With Witch Doctor

A Chitungwiza buck lost his “barren” boon to a bogus traditional healer witch doctor after the couple visited him seeking treatment. Deliwe Chinguwa (33), wife to Aurther Shongayi (40), this year eloped to sangoma, Engroda with Hamadziripi Taremba (22) of Unit L Extension in Chitungwiza.

The matter came to light after the jilted buck filed a police report against Taremba (the witch doctor) who was arrested after it was discovered that he was not registered with the prestigious Zimbabwe National Witch Doctors Medical Association.

Shongayi told the court that he paid at least $4,600 to Taremba for the healing services to get his boon knocked-up. Upon interrogation by the police, Taremba revealed that he had pissed away the money on bling.

He appeared before Chitungwiza magistrate Ms Barbara Chimboza and admitted to charges of contravening section 31 of the Medical Practitioners Act.

Ms Chimboza fined the nigger Taremba  whopping $50 payable on or before October 31. Failure to pay the fine would result in him spending 30 days in nigger university.

The court heard that Chinguwa and her husband frequented Taremba’s nigger nest since 2009 seeking remedy to her failure to shit out a sprog.  Chinguwa and Shongayi would pay different sums of money in exchange for the services.

He is accused of telling different bullshit stories to the couple whenever they inquired about Chinguwa’s failure to get knocked up since she was taking his “medication”.

On one occasion, Taremba told the couple that the problem was being caused by some goblins and evil spirits, which he claimed required a thorough cleansing process.  Taremba was more than willing, at great risk to himself to cleanse the goblins and evil spirits with a hot muh dik injection.

After the treatment failed to take effect, Chinguwa decided to elope with Taremba obviously for continued treatment. This did not set well with with the loving buck Shongayi who became suspicious of Hamadziripi’s sanctity.

Mr Tendai Mukariri prosecuted.

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