Shegroids steal $34K of bras and panties from Victoria’s Secret

BOCA RATON, Fla. – Police in Florida said two shegroids, one with the last name Pink, have been arrested in connection with the thefts of hundreds of Victoria’s Secret undergarments.

Tysheka Pink and Katina Summerset

Boca Raton and Boynton Beach police said the shegroids, Tysheka Pink, 29, of Miami, and Katina Summerset, 39, of Florida City, are accused of stealing more than $34,000 worth of bras and panties from the Victoria’s Secret stores in the Boynton Beach Mall and Town Center in Boca Raton on repeated occasions beginning in October, the South Florida Sun Sentinel reported Friday.

Investigators said they identified the shegroids after one of them was seen returning some of the stolen merchandise to a Victoria’s Secret store in Miami Beach. They were arrested Wednesday at the Town Center mall after Pink was recognized by a security guard.

Police said the shegroids, whose thefts were recorded by security cameras, were charged with multiple counts of organized fraud, grand theft and retail theft. Pink was being held Friday at the Palm Beach County Jail while Summerset was released after posting $4,500 bond.

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Another Nigger Smuggles Gun By Stuffing Up His Ass

Thanks to Steve for submitting this article.

It appears that this has become the niggers favorite method of concealed carry.  You might recall this article from January 13, 2012 Nigger Stuffs 10-Inch Revolver Up His Ass

Brandon Delonte Braxton

MANASSAS, Va. –An inmate was charged last week with carrying a concealed weapon at the Prince William-Manassas regional jail. So how did he get a gun into the corrections complex? In his asshole, police say.

Brandon Delonte Braxton was charged on Feb. 27 with barricading himself in a nigger nest on the 3300 block of Ladino Court in Woodbridge, and transferred to the jail, said Prince William police spokesman Jonathan Perok.

But, police say, the sly jig having once been a Boy Scout who believed in the motto “Be Prepared”  placed a stolen gun inside his  ass prior to his arrest.

It wasn’t until 4:15 p.m. Thursday when staff at the jail discovered the small, .22-caliber handgun during a search.

Police secured the weapon without incident.

Braxton was identified as a suspook in a Feb. 27 burglary at a home on Ladino Court containing several firearms.

SWAT teams, police dogs and a negotiator helped officers make contact with the nigger.  Braxton knowing that the “jig” was up soon surrendered without incident, police said.

The gun found in Braxton’s asshole was stolen during the burglary, Perok said. Two other firearms are still missing.  Ed note:  Maybe if you look up there a little farther the other two firearms might show up.

On top of his charges of two counts of burglary and two counts of grand larceny of a firearm from the burglary, Braxton, 18, of 5542 Victory Loop in the mid-county area, now faces new charges of possession of a concealed weapon, possession of a weapon by a prisoner and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, Perok said.

Police are still looking for an accomplice in the burglary — Daniel James Gilliam, 18, of Dale City, Perok said.

Gilliam, is described as a garden variety ghetto ape, 5 feet, seven 7 inches tall, 150 pounds, with brown eyes and a fro, is wanted for burglary and grand larceny of a firearm, Perok said.

Police said Braxton was also linked to a Feb. 7 burglary on Warbler Court in Woodbridge. A woman reported a rifle and handgun missing after she found two niggers on her deck. The suspooks fled when she approached them.

Police ask anyone with information about to call 703-792-6500.

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Nigger Stabs Neighbor Over Dog Shit

WASHINGTON – D.C. police say a campaign worker for a D.C. City Council campaign has been arrested and charged with second-degree murder in the fatal stabbing of his neighbor over dog shit.

Police say 56-year-old Ellsworth Colbert was arrested Sunday morning in connection with the death of 37-year-old Robert Leroy Wright.

Authorities say Wright was found stabbed in the 3600 block of Highwood Dr. in southeast around 10:15 a.m. on Sunday and was later pronounced dead at local hospital.

The knife wielding nigger was arrested about an hour after authorities responded to the report of the stabbing.

The stabbing is still under investigation, however, FOX 5 has learned that Colbert and Leroy were neighbors.

The argument apparently began when a dog Leroy was walking took a dump on Colbert’s property.

Colbert was a volunteer worker for the D.C. City Council campaign of Kevin B. Chavous.

Colbert faces second degree murder charges.

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Nigerian Nig Busted With $20,000 Of Heroin In Her Clam

Thanks to Cory for submitting this article.

A drug mule who said she was three months pregnant gave birth at Kennedy Airport — to a stash of heroin, authorities said.

Afolake Awoyemi, a Nigerian nigger sow, attracted the attention of a U.S. Customs and Border Protection inspector as soon as she waddled off Air France flight No. 6 from Paris last Wednesday.

Awoyemi, 42, wearing a “loose-fitting dress” was asked whether she was pregnant, and the sow replied that she was three months along, Homeland Security special agent John Moloney stated in a complaint filed in Brooklyn Federal Court.

The customs inspector noted that Awoyemi appeared nervous, so she was selected for a pat-down search. After feeling a “bulge” in Awoyemi’s groin area, the situation escalated to a partial strip-search, according to the complaint.

When she dropped her drawers, the nigs scheme fell apart. Pellets containing brown powder began dropping from her loose snatch — and the substance tested positive for heroin.

The drug smuggling sow was taken to a medical facility at the airport, where the federal cops administered a pregnancy test that came back negative.

An X-ray showed more pellets in her intestinal tract, and by the end of the day she had passed about 25 pellets of heroin in a special commode that Customs officials have dubbed the “Drug Loo.” The high-tech toilet sanitizes the incriminating evidence.

A Homeland Security spokesman said Friday that the nigger was still hospitalized, and hospital authority’s are watching to see just what else might fall out of her snapper. She was expected to be brought before a federal magistrate Monday.

Typically, a drug swallower’s stomach may appear distended by the pellets or balloons filled with drugs. Four pellets lined end to end would measure about the size of a hot dog.

Twenty-five pellets of heroin could have a street-value of about $20,000. Experienced drug mules have swallowed up to 200 pellets containing drugs, indicating Awoyemi may have been on a maiden voyage, the spokesman said.

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Bongo Wedding Party Goes Ape

Thanks to Marcia for submitting this article.

A Beaumont wedding reception ended Saturday with five niggers under arrest, one coon shot and another jig with a stab wound.

Just before 10 p.m. officers were called to the Appomattox Club in the 2700 block of Harriot Street in south Beaumont for a bongo party in progress.

Witnesses told a 12News HD photographer that a groidal of around 50 jungle bunnies were attending a wedding reception at the club when a large fight broke out. A police spokesperson estimated the groidal size to be lower, about 30 nigs.

Officers arrived and tried to break up the melee.  One of the niggers involved in the fight pulled out a handgun and shot another jig at the club in the left paw. Police say they were able to quickly arrest the shooter. Another coon  was stabbed during the fight.

Witnesses to the shooting were kept aside to give statements, however, police say it was later found that nearly all the witnesses had either outstanding warrants, or were in possession of marijuana. 

In the end, the gunshot victim decided he did not want to press charges, however, the shooter had an outstanding warrant. He was taken to jail for the warrant.

In all, five niggers from the wedding celebration went to jail. The bride and groom, however, were not arrested.

Several jigs reported minor injuries.

Officers are continuing their investigation into the incident.

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