WATERTOWN, Mass. — Police busted a Cambridge nigger on charges of open and gross lewdness after an on-duty firefighter reportedly saw him watching pornography and buffin his banana in the Watertown Public Library.
Officers responded to a report at 6:36 p.m. on Mar. 2 of a porch monkey acting “inappropriately” in one of the conference rooms. An on-duty firefighter reportedly saw the jig through a window in the main fire station, which abuts the library, Wicked Local Cambridge.
The firefighter called police and they reportedly found the nigger in the “Teen” section of the library. The banana buffin coon was identified as Guerschom Elan, 36, 64 Lawn Street in Cambridge, and charged him with open and gross lewdness.
There were no reports of Elan showing muh dik to any patrons at the library, police said.
Watertown Public Library director Leone Cole said it is the library’s policy to allow patrons to access any material through the library computers that is not illegal. The coon had reportedly been using a library laptop.
“We are an open access library,” Cole said. “If the material is not illegal, then you have a right to view it. If you are interfering with other library patrons, we will take action.”
Cole said it was the first time that she was aware a member of the public was arrested for masturbating in the library. She has been an employee of the library since 1995.
“The disgusting nigger did something illegal and was arrested,” Cole said. “I hope it’s an isolated incident … It’s the first time something like this has happened here.”
Cole described the incident as “concerning,” and said the nigger would be summonsed to a hearing in front of the Library Board of Trustees to “have him banned” for a yet-undetermined length of time.
“We have 33,000 people who come here a month, we have programs for every age group. People love the library,” Cole said. “It’s a community treasure, and I don’t want (it) to have a bad reputation based off of one fucking niggers inability to keep his paws off of his muh dik.”