Chimpout at 7-Eleven Over Sausages
Brittany "I go apeshit over sausage" Glanville
BRIDGETON, NIG JERSEY — A she-groid who was angry that 7-Eleven did not have any fully-heated sausages for her, chimped out and started attacking an employee and ultimately had to be pepper-sprayed, police said Friday.
Brittany C. Glanville, 25, of West Lincoln Street, was arrested Friday and charged with Cat-3 chimpout.
Chief Mark Ott said an officer responded to the 7-Eleven on West Broad Street when someone set off a panic alarm at 3:05 a.m.
The officer said that as he pulled up he saw a chimping nigger, later identified as Glanville, wing an item at the head of the clerk on duty. With quick reflexes the clerk was able to snatch the item out of the air and avoid being hit.
The officer said that as he began to enter the store Glanville was attempting to monkey-vault over the counter and go after the clerk, so he immediately arrested her.
He put her in the back of his patrol car where she continued chimping and repeatedly tried kicking out the windows until finally he pepper-sprayed her into submission.
The clerk and other store employees said that Glanville became enraged when there were no sausages ready for her to eat in the store’s hot dog cooker. “No muddafuggin’ sausages! Sheeeet! Ah kick yo’ ass!,” she said.
The officer said she appeared to be intoxicated because of her strange behavior, slurred speech, bloodshot and watery eyes , the distinct odor of alcohol on her breath, and an empty fawty in her hand.
After charging her, police released her on her own recognizance and turned her over to the hospital for evaluation, although no one was available Friday afternoon to say which hospital. Ed. Note: Irate’s investigative reporters were able to find the hospital and get the medical report which said: “Drunk chimping garden variety nigger seen in the ER. Diagnosis: TNB.”
Glanville said she did not wish to offer any comment about the story when reached by telephone around 6:15 p.m., instead saying: “Yo’ muddafuggin’ reporters are trying to make us niggers look bad.”
This itch-bay is certainly getting her 15 minutes of fame. This silliness is all over the net. Maybe a good chimpout is something a ho’ can put on a resume.
The nigger-tantrum wasn’t really over sausages. The sausages just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time when the melanin poisoning kicked in.
You know, this got me thinking, we could save money by feeding Nigger University students a more appropriate grade food. I think dog food would work well. Or we could take dead pets (dogs / cats) and have them ground into sausage & stuffed into intestinal skins. Or we could just let them eat each other.
It annoys me that the original article doesn’t include a photo of this greasy nigger.
Rather than pepper spray, I wonder if a taser, tranquilizer dart or 9mm may have been a more effective nigger management tool.
How unfortunate for the people in that community to have that nigger uncaged and roaming the streets having no consequences for its TNB.
They probably took the picture at night and couldn’t get the nigger to smile…
another typical angry negro story…what is is it with niggers and food? They stab and kill over sodee pop and candy bars all the time. Getting between a nigger and a handful of circus peanuts is a dangerous thing, much less pork sausages. Now that people are no longer amused to simply throw some food to a nigger and watch them scramble, riots will be the rule of the day anywhere they canot get a free or cheap snack.
and here I thought all niggers had been evaluated long ago when their creator threw in the towel and said, “Shit, these niggers are never gonna be human”.!