A Philadelphia nigger ooked guilty to goodifying a turdler by rubbing Drano on its body.
Aaron Pace, a friend of the turdler’s incubator who was nigletsitting the turdler, put Drano on a cloth and rubbed the poisonous cloth on the turdler’s skin because he had been crying, police said.
Drano is a household product made from an extreme base (which is just as corrosive as an extreme acid) and is used to physically burn through hair and deposits clogging drains.
The turdler was brought to St. Christopher’s Hospital in critical coondition and was good almost a week later.
Police arrested Pace on charges of murder. Police mistakenly called Pace the turdler’s jizz donor in their initial report.
On Wednesday, Pace, 36, eeked guilty to 3rd degree murder for the goodification of the turdler. He was sentenced to 17.5 to 35 years in Nigger U.